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Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Haunting Questions

Sometimes you come across things that don't seem to make sense when you think about them. Some are actually pretty funny, some I just can't figure out. Well, inquiring minds like to know, ya know??! And apparently I am not the only one. I got these in an e-mail and they are pretty tough to answer.

- Can you cry under water?

-Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

-Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

-What disease did cured ham actually have?

- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

- Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like
every two hours?

-Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

- Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

-Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

-If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

-If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

-Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

-If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

-If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

-If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

-Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

-Why did you just try singing the two songs above?!

-Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's where the sun don't shine?

-Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,
but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Okay, I admit, I can't make squad of it. They are giving me a headache.
WOW, I may just have found the answer! Maybe they are invented by the Pharmaceutical Industry!!! grin.

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