Funnie Situation

There are times when things coincide and make for a funny or hillarious situation. Nothing was planned, it just occurred that way. To be present at that moment and be able to pass it on, is great. Better is, when it is recorded, like those America's Funniest HomeVideos.

Here is one of those situations and someone was so clever to put it down on paper:

A minister was completing a Temperance sermon.
With great emphasis he said,
"If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

With even greater emphasis he said,
"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said,
"And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing,
"For our closing song, Let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."

Thanks for taking the time and sharing. I know we all have experienced things like this. I will be more dilligent in looking for them and putting them on paper.

After all.... a smile a day keeps the doctor away! :-)