Why did the chicken cross the road? Part II
If you thought you had heard and read all the answers.... think again! So many people, so many opinions.
I can tell you one thing. All these answers may have been formed of the persons opinion, perceptions and considerations. But if they would all share and be open to someone else's thoughts on this, we might come to the right answer.
GRANDPA: "In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough."
BARBARA WALTERS: "Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road."
JOHN LENNON: "Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace."
ARISTOTLE: "It is the nature of chickens to cross the road."
BILL GATES: "I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra... eh, reboot."
ALBERT EINSTEIN: "Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken ."
BILL CLINTON: "I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken ."
AL GORE: "I invented the chicken!"
COLONEL SANDERS: "Did I miss one?"
DICK CHENEY: "Where's my gun?"
Hillary Clinton: " I have vast experience with chickens and if elected, I will ensure that EVERY chicken has the ability to cross any road they desire."
Every one of them may have a small part of the truth and if we put all the pieces together, we may come to the whole truth.
I am still left with another question though: which part of these answers would be true?
I can tell you one thing. All these answers may have been formed of the persons opinion, perceptions and considerations. But if they would all share and be open to someone else's thoughts on this, we might come to the right answer.
GRANDPA: "In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough."
BARBARA WALTERS: "Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road."
JOHN LENNON: "Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace."
ARISTOTLE: "It is the nature of chickens to cross the road."
BILL GATES: "I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra... eh, reboot."
ALBERT EINSTEIN: "Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken ."
BILL CLINTON: "I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken ."
AL GORE: "I invented the chicken!"
COLONEL SANDERS: "Did I miss one?"
DICK CHENEY: "Where's my gun?"
Hillary Clinton: " I have vast experience with chickens and if elected, I will ensure that EVERY chicken has the ability to cross any road they desire."Every one of them may have a small part of the truth and if we put all the pieces together, we may come to the whole truth.
I am still left with another question though: which part of these answers would be true?
2 Comments:
Awww...
You asked a very intelligent question =)
Audrey,
Thanks, but... I actually thought I came up with a very intelligent answer. hahaha.
God's Grace.
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