More Wisdom
Even though comedy may seem a bit out of place on my blog, it is a form of art. It is painting funny pictures by drawing in, and on, every day life situations.
I can only admire people, who see the humor in every situation. :-)
More wisdom of Larry the cable guy......
1. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
2. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
3. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
4. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
5. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
6. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
7. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
8. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?
9. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?'
10. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
11. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
12. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
The Blue Collar Comedy Tour consists off 4 comedians, who make the tour. They are Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall, Ron White and Larry the Cable Guy.
Each one of them has his own unique, but hilarious outlook and jokes and should you get a chance to see them, live, or on TV, grab it. You will regret having passed it up.
I can only admire people, who see the humor in every situation. :-)
More wisdom of Larry the cable guy......
1. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
2. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
3. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
4. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
5. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
6. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
7. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
8. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?
9. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?'
10. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
11. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
12. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
The Blue Collar Comedy Tour consists off 4 comedians, who make the tour. They are Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall, Ron White and Larry the Cable Guy.
Each one of them has his own unique, but hilarious outlook and jokes and should you get a chance to see them, live, or on TV, grab it. You will regret having passed it up.
2 Comments:
HaHa!
This is so funny =D
Audrey,
We saw the blue collar comedy tour on tv and it was hilarious! Should you get a chance, then please do.:-)
God's Grace.
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