Some Wisdom

I don't know if you have heard about Larry the cable guy? He is impersonated by Daniel Lawrence Whitney, a Southern comedian and a real redneck, and was one of the four comedians of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.

His wisdom is plain and simple. Actually, I can't help but laugh at the simplicity and truth, he makes so obvious. Enjoy reading some of his wise remarks and opinions. :-)

The wisdom of Larry the cable guy......

1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

Check back again soon, he has some more statements, that will have you in stitches.