Some Friend!

I am so sick of all the scams begging for money or trying to trick me into getting to our money. They are filling up my mailbox. People are way too creative or just too devious, either working on emotions, or situations. Sometimes it's hard for me to know whether they are for real or scamming. This one however, makes it pretty clear!! grin.

MONEY:
It can buy a house
But not a home

It can buy a clock
But not time

It can buy you a position
But not respect

It can buy you a bed
But not sleep

It can buy you a book
But not knowledge

It can buy you medicine
But not health

It can buy you blood
But not life

So you see money isn't everything
And it often causes pain and suffering
I tell you this because I am your friend
And as your friend I want to
Take away your pain and suffering!!


So... Send me all your money and I will suffer for you!
Cash only please

Have a wonderful day.

A good friend is always there for you, through good and bad times. They suffer and endure with you. Well... I got enough doing my own sufferings, so please keep your money! haha.