Mortician's Humor

Before you think this is just a morbide post and assumingly an offensive one as well... you are totally wrong! Keep in mind, not all is what it seems.

So, keep on reading before clicking away due to you probably being outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement.

Sign in a store window:
'WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 ALQAEDA TERRORISTS, THAN WITH ONE SINGLE AMERICAN SOLDIER!'

This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in Philadelphia . However, we are a society which holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty.
And after all, it is just a sign.

You may wonder what kind of business would dare to post such a sign.
Answer: A Funeral Home

I am glad you hung in there. When I first started reading this, I almost went through the roof by such a bold and insensitive stand, taken by this store-owner. Reaching the end and gaining knowledge of what it really was about, got me in a stitch. Who said morticians had no sense of humor? :-)

Seriously, I wish there wouldn't have to be any signs like this. It would mean there would be peace, safety and security for every one. For now, I will keep dreaming on.