Medicinal Art

We got this in an e-mail and after reading it I came to the conclusion that this was beyond a shadow of a doubt very medicinal. Why? Read it first and then I will tell you how I came to that conclusion.

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it...don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiency. What does cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So steak is nothing more than efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef also good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And pork chop can give you 100% of recommended daily allowance of vegetable product.

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No pain...good!

Your question: Why do you consider this to be medicinal?
My answer: You read, you laugh. Laughing gets good endorphins going. Good endorphins lift up mood. You feel better, no need for anti-depressants! Doctor make you laugh, so sharing his answer is medicinal.

It sounds like a visit to this doctor is worth every penny of the copay!