GED Art Part 2

Okay, okay, I admit; most of the answers given on the GED tests are very funny and some are actually even rather brilliant when you come to think of it. Here are a few more for your consideration:

Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section'
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome

Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow

Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen)
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I,O,U..

Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie

Q. What does 'varicose' mean?
A. Nearby

You got to admit that the third answer is rather brilliant. Can't argue with that one! :-)