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Thursday, October 04, 2007

Funny And True

A man came home from work and found his four children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.

The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog.

Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.

In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill or that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out of the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?"
She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?"

"Yes" was his incredulous reply.

She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."

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5 Comments:

Blogger Aaron said...

That is an awesome story. I would love to re-post that with your permission and blog address to my my blog and my myspace blog. If not, I understand, but THAT is so true. Love it! Thanks for the great TRUE story!

Thursday, October 04, 2007 10:11:00 PM  
Blogger Corry said...

Aaron,
You are most welcome to copy and re-post this and I really appreciate a link to my blog to go with it. Thanks! :-)

God's Grace.

Friday, October 05, 2007 5:09:00 AM  
Blogger win said...

So true... LOL

Friday, October 05, 2007 2:42:00 PM  
Blogger Wally Banners said...

lmao ty great one. happy to see a fellow blogrusher:
You got my Battle of the Blogs Vote:)

Saturday, October 06, 2007 2:57:00 AM  
Blogger Corry said...

Win,
Welcome and yeah, it's true... sadly enough, haha.

Wally,
Welcome and thank you!
This was too good to pass up and
I hope to see more blogrushers around!

God's Grace.

Saturday, October 06, 2007 6:53:00 PM  

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