Medicinal Art II
If you thought the previous answers and logic from this 'MD' were funny, then let me warn you: what you are about to read is hilarious. Here is some more 'convenient' (grin) advice from the same doctor:
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food are fried these day in vegetable oil. In fact, they permeated by it. How could getting more vegetable be bad for you?!?
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around!
Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' a shape!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming good for your figure, explain whale to me.
This last one had me laughing for a long time. I really think that this doctor has turned logical deduction in to an unmistakable form of art. He cures through laughter. :-)
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food are fried these day in vegetable oil. In fact, they permeated by it. How could getting more vegetable be bad for you?!?
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around!
Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' a shape!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming good for your figure, explain whale to me.
This last one had me laughing for a long time. I really think that this doctor has turned logical deduction in to an unmistakable form of art. He cures through laughter. :-)
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