GED Art Part 3

Allright, one more and then I will stop pestering you with all these funnies. Enjoy!

Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor. (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit)

Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport.

Q. Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A. Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellas.

Q. Use the word 'judicious' in a sentence to show you understand its meaning
A. Hands that judicious can be soft as your face.

Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head.

Don't get me wrong; I am not mocking anyone. I actually would like to add myself to this list with the next question and answers:

Q. What is a blood drive?
A. A very dangerous type of racing. (Sheepish grin).