A Kid's Perception

When we were over for a visit, my mother in law gave me a few pages to read, she had printed out. She had received them in an e-mail and thought they were too funny.

I started reading them and had to stop several times, because I was laughing so hard, I could not read on. I asked her if I could borrow them, to put in a post and she did not mind at all.

Here they are. I hope you get a good laugh out of them as well.

How do you decide who to marry?
- You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
Alan, age 10.

- No person really decides before they grow up, who they are going to marry. God decides it all the way before and you get to find out later, who you are stuck with.
Kristen, age 10.

How can a stranger tell if two people are married?
- You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
Derrick, age 8.

What do most people do on a date?
- Dates are for having fun and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say, if you listen long enough.
Lynetter, age 8.

- On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough, to go for a second date.
Martin, age 10.

Kids, they are always so cute. You gotta love them. . :-)

There are several more questions and answers, but I will post those another time. Feel free to share these with your family and friends. We all can use a good laugh.