Aging Art II
If you thought you were off the hook where it concerns aging then you better skip this post; there was more to the list.
You know you are getting older when:
- Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
- You feed your dog science diet instead of fast food left overs.
- Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
- You take naps.
- Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3.00 AM would severely upset your stomach instead of settle it.
- You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
- 90% you spend in front of your computer is for real work.
- When you desperately read through this entire list hoping to find something which does not apply to you.
The cosmetic industry has jumped all over the fact that we don't like to look as old as we really are. They have given us the means to cover up grey hair, camouflage age spots and wrinkles and suppress the bulging of the spare tires around our waists.
It may take a little time to apply all that, but once we are done it sure makes our appearance look like a work of art.
You know you are getting older when:
- Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
- You feed your dog science diet instead of fast food left overs.
- Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
- You take naps.
- Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3.00 AM would severely upset your stomach instead of settle it.
- You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
- 90% you spend in front of your computer is for real work.
- When you desperately read through this entire list hoping to find something which does not apply to you.
The cosmetic industry has jumped all over the fact that we don't like to look as old as we really are. They have given us the means to cover up grey hair, camouflage age spots and wrinkles and suppress the bulging of the spare tires around our waists.
It may take a little time to apply all that, but once we are done it sure makes our appearance look like a work of art.
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