Gotta love them!

We have all heard kids say funny things or ask hilarious questions. It's difficult not to burst out laughing when they do. To them it's really serious, so in my humble opinion, we should take it serious, or at least try to explain why some things they say are so funny.

They do make for fond memories though and I think the kids can appreciate you telling those memories when they are all grown up. One think is for sure: Gotta love those kids....!!! :-)

1. Dear God, please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.
Amanda

2. Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for was a puppy. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Joyce

3. Dear Mr. God, I wish you would not make it so easy for people to come apart I had to have 3 stitches and a shot.
Janet

4. God, I read the bible. What does beget mean? Nobody will tell me.
Love Alison

5. Dear God, how did you know you were God? Who told you?
Charlene

6. Dear God, is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his golf words in the house?
Anita

7. Dear God, I bet it's very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.
Nancy

8. Dear God, I like the story about Noah the best of all of them. You really made up some good ones. I like walking on water, too.
Glenn

9. Dear God, my Grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy. How far back do you go?
Love, Dennis

10. Dear God, do you draw the lines around the countries? If you don't, who does?
Nathan

11. Dear God, did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it an accident?
Norma

12. Dear God, in bible times, did they really talk that fancy?
Jennifer

13. Dear God, how come you did all those miracles in the old days and don't do any now?
Billy

14. Dear God, please send Dennis Clark to a different summer camp this year.
Peter

15. Dear God, maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they each had their own rooms. It works out OK with me and my brother.
Larry

16. Dear God, I keep waiting for spring, but it never did come yet. What's up? Don't forget.
Mark

17. Dear God, my brother told me about how you are born but it just doesn't sound right. What do you say?
Marsha

18. Dear God, if you watch in Church on Sunday I will show you my new shoes.
Barbara

19. Dear God, is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know him through the business?
Donny

And, saving the best for last

20. Dear God, I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday night. That was really cool.
Thomas

Makes me look forward to when our little critter starts talking. I wonder what he will come up with, haha.